December 2010
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Michelle: Where the hell iz ze snow so we can toboggan?
Me: I don't know. I hope you know I don't actually have a toboggan, I was hoping to rely on the twinsies for theirs. 8D
Michelle: Or we could be ghetto and ride trash bags. 8D
Me: We already rode cardboard and that didn't work. >8(
Michelle: Well... We'll leap that hurdle when it snows. Snow hurdle. Flurry. Bongos.
Me: One does not simply QWOP over hurdles.
Michelle: Qwop?
Michelle: ...Queef with overwhelming prowess?
Reblog if you're a strong black woman who don't...
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– Mary-Louise Parker
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WatchLawl.
This might sound really hypocritical, but I really fucking hate couples sometimes (or it might just be that I don’t like people).
